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the aliens high-5 me and say you son of a gun, you crack me up, but that's all we need, we can create a gigantic muthafucka beast warrior with your dna now. Where is she going, I ask, i have more samples she can have, i joke with the aliens. then i come and she sucks it all down and gets up and walks out of the door. and it was pretty great, drinking and smoking and getting sucked off by the robot dna sampler.
Hey, i said, i want a bit of that too, so the aliens gave me a beer and some weed. I asked the aliens what the fuck, and they said that the naked woman is actually a robot designed to harvest human dna samples, they only want sperm, so they're having a few beers, and one of them starts lighting up. so she kneels by my feet and undoes my zipper, and then starts to suck my cock, and the aliens are sitting on the couch and having some beers, and it's a bit uncomfortable. so they open a door and in walks a naked stunning young woman wearing a smile and a hankerchief. so they laughed and said, no we are more considerate than that. So they wanted a dna sample, but i'm like fuck off, there's no way they're gonna stick any probes up my bum. so they wanted me to give them a dna sample because they needed some for their science experiments, to create the ultimate fighting machine to compete in the galactic thunderdome, and they needed exotic dna samples from off-shoot worlds. there were three of them, and they were long,thing green things that spoke in an odd english accent, like they were in a harry potter film. I was jogging at night last week when i was abducted by aliens.
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Sovereign's purpose is to trigger the imminent return of the Reaper fleet hibernating in extra-galactic dark space, restarting the process of extermination. The first game sees Shepard investigating Saren, whom Shepard slowly comes to understand is operating under the guidance of Sovereign, a Reaper left behind in the Milky Way tens of thousands of years before, when the Reapers exterminated virtually all sentient organic life in the galaxy as part of a recurrent cycle of genocide for an unknown purpose. Mass Effect is a science fiction action role-playing third person shooter video game series developed by the Canadian company BioWare and released for the Xbox 360, PlayStation 3, and Microsoft Windows, with the third installment also released on the Wii U.The original trilogy largely revolves around a soldier by the name of Commander Shepard, whose mission is to save the galaxy from a race of powerful mechanical beings known as the Reapers and their agents, including the first game's antagonist Saren Arterius.
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